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The Worst Pick Up Lines:

So this afternoon I’ve decided I’m going to do a funny post, on the worst pick up lines you could possibly ever say. Now in my life so far i’ve heard some pretty awful ones. I’ve been in a club and heard guys walk up to girls in full confidence and spill out these lines that just make your jaw drop and look at them with a shaking head.

NOTE: Do not use any of these pick up lines, I’m not to be blamed for guys being slapped.

“I may not be the prettiest girl/most handsome guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.”

“i wrote the dictionary on my cock last night if you come to my house ill put some words in your mouth!”
“I’m like a Rubik’s Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.”
“I am the force. Close your eyes and feel me flow through you.”
“Hi. I’m insert name here. Want to know what the other one is called?
“Gee, this is one warm massage table. Oh, wait, it’s you.”
“I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?”
“If you were a woman, I’d so have sex with you.”
“It’s called “The Forbidden Kingdom” for a reason.”
“I like my ladies the way i like my peanut butter… CHUNKY!”
“Are you free tonight or will it cost me?”
“Cold out isn’t it? (staring at breasts)”
“Hi. You’ll do my grandmother while eating dogfood, right? SCORE!!! “
“I’ve got a knife – get your coat”
“I’ve got my beady eye set on you”
“Snipers get more head. Wanna take a shot?”
“Would you find it quite spiffing if I inserted my genitalia into your genitalia?”
“Ready or not, my clothes come off in 10 seconds
“Did you know a teaspoon of sperm only contains 2 calories?”
“Was your dad a cement mixer. Because you are making me hard?” (polish accent)
“Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits”
“Hi, I’m part Native American, would you like to ride my totem pole?”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van”
“Can you cock my shotgun?”
“I have a job for you but it might “blow”

Piece of advice, do not say any of these pick up lines, this is not the way to get a girl, if you want to ‘woo’ a girl, then let me give you guidance, read my post on ‘Ways to show women that chivalry isn’t dead.’

Have a great afternoon,

James